1. George Bush WON.

2. George Bush WON.

3. George Bush WON…….I think you get my point.

4. You realize that the next Democrat nominee that hopes to win the presidential election is sure to obtain a Restraining Order against you.

5. Your anticipated appointment as Propaganda Minister may now be in a European country, rather than the United States, a much longer round trip for those late night Krispy Kreme runs.

6. Even though you HATE Texas, you still only have one Kinko’s you can really rely on.

7. The DNC commercials showing YOU windsurfing will never finish production.

8. The 1200 cameras you provided to intimidate voters at polls were instead taken by the "Vote or Die" volunteers you gave them to, who instead taped the Frat Parties and Homemade "Girls Gone Wild" videos, causing them to oversleep on election day.

9. You finally want to change underwear, and now realize you gave all of yours away for nothing.

10. Bruce Springsteen won't return your calls.

11. Whoopi Goldberg does return your calls.

12. Your villa in Fallujah was just blown up and you don’t have Iraqi homeowner's insurance.

13. The "thank you" letter for your contribution to this year’s election just arrived in the mail…..signed by Karl Rove.

14. The promise you received that Stem Cell research would make you more attractive to women has been fading fast.

15. Your latest film failed to sway voters to Kerry, but on the brighter side, Osama did follow your script.

16. You just realized that a "Puppet Show" has become more credible than your "documentary."

(Above is From http://powerlineblog.com)

And this blogger's 17th reason: 

17.  You were a bonefide loser longggggggggg before lines formed at ballot boxes on Nov. 2.